aragogs:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?

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misssteph:

This is literally my favourite part of anything ever.

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youaremynirvana:

hoelita:

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

same

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"And a mistake repeated more than once is a decision."

Paulo Coelho (via gezel)

👏

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thesonicscrew:

fallofthegiants:

linguisticsyall:

Irish people impressing foreigners with all the Irish they know

I use this constantly. I wait for the day that some other Irish (or Irish speaking, at least) person encounters me doing this..

haha HEY EVAN

REMEMBER WHEN I TAUGHT YOU THAT SUPER COOL IRISH PHRASE?

lasso:



Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994

lasso:

Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994

(via shortintheworld)

queen-bitchass:

espressobean:

Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.

DID HE SURVIVE

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"And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard."

"Why Don’t the Unemployed Get Off Their Couches?" and Eight Other Critical Questions for Americans (via seriouslyamerica)

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thugsandpunks:

aliewa:

jaaackery:

LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE MOMENT IN THE HISTORY OF AUSTRALIAN POLITICS

QUEEN

F O R E V E R

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