If I seem too passionate, it’s because I care. If I come on strong, it’s because I feel strongly. And if I push too hard, it’s because things aren’t moving fast enough

(Source: amypoehler, via the-tardis-gets-wifi)

actualcrutchie:

being an angry crier is the worst because people either feel bad for you or they think they won. like no. i’m gonna punch you in the jaw. i’m just crying i’ll still knock you down a peg.

(via tinanarvaez)

placiddream:

tara-monster:

kxsxy:

sizvideos:

Video

OH MY GOD NO

This Is incredibly effective

This actually made me cry. Don’t drink and drive.

(via mrfizzlessaysyourelying)

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

(Source: timetoputonashow, via tinanarvaez)

ghoustly:

When you accidentally deleted your crush’s phone numberimage

(Source: creates, via andrewquo)

on-my-own-journey:

lovelylops:

Slow Mo - Emma Hyde on Vine

LOOK AT ITS TONGUE OMG

(via tranquil-fox)

kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"
“WHAT NO”

This made me giggle far too much

kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"

WHAT NO

This made me giggle far too much

(Source: catleecious, via okay-can-be-our-forever)